Scrambled eggs. A simple dish that should be easy to make, yet so many people seem to get it wrong. And there's nothing worse than rubbery, overcooked eggs that have been scrambled to death. It's a crime against humanity, and it's time someone spoke up about it.

But why do we even need to talk about scrambled eggs in relation to greeting cards, you might ask? Well, because there are some people out there who just don't know how to make them properly. And trust me, you don't want to be the one inviting them over for a breakfast or brunch.

Imagine this scenario: you've invited some friends over for brunch and you're serving up a delicious spread of eggs, bacon, and toast. You've gone to all the trouble of sourcing the best ingredients and carefully preparing everything, only to have your guests take one bite of their eggs and make a face. It's a huge disappointment, not just for you but also for your guests who were looking forward to a delicious meal.

That's why we've created the perfect greeting card for those who need a little guidance in the kitchen. The card features a hilarious illustration of a sad, rubbery egg with the caption "Scrambled eggs: a crime against humanity." It's the perfect way to let someone know that their cooking skills need a little work, and that you're willing to help them improve.

But it's not just about the eggs, it's about the lost art of writing a thank you card. In today's digital age, we've become accustomed to sending quick and easy emails or text messages to thank someone for a meal or a gift. But where's the personal touch in that? A handwritten thank you card shows that you've taken the time to sit down, think about what you want to say, and put it into words. It's a small gesture that goes a long way in showing someone that you appreciate them.

So next time you're invited to a dinner party or receive a gift, don't just send a quick thank you message. Take the time to sit down and write a heartfelt thank you card. And if you're the one inviting people over for a meal, make sure your scrambled eggs are up to par. No one likes rubbery eggs, and it's time we put an end to this crime against humanity. And don't forget to buy the greeting card for those who need a little help in the kitchen.

Michael Wills